The Professor and The Coach Mission Hodges Hall "Gee Bob, I don't know---are you sure this is the way Michelangelo did it?"
Chef Curtis "We're cooking HOW MANY gallons of vegetable soup??????"	Chief Cook Creighton "What do you mean, your eggs are runny?  Why, I've been cooking these breakfasts for nearly 40 years."
Chief Pot Watcher Bigbee "A guy can get really tired stirring a pot--I don't know how the women do it!"